tyla da divah
i just really fucking love these
whoz dis pretie gurl in da mirror dere
wat mirror were
whoz can dat atrtactve gurl bee
withc 1 were who
I can’t control my laughter.
McKayla Maroney is NOT impressed with your dick.
(Source: mckaylaisnotimpressed)
“That was a very loud beep.
I don’t even know if this is working, Mark.
Mark, are you there? Are you screening your calls?
It’s Mom. We wanted to call and say we love you
And we’ll miss you tomorrow.
Cindy and the kids are here, send their love.
Oh! I hope you like the hot plate!
Just don’t leave it on, dear,
When you leave the house. Oh and Mark,
We’re sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you,
I say c’est la vie. So let her be a lesbiaaaaaaaaaan.
There are other fishies in the sea. Love Mooomm.”
Apparently there are no Asians who do community theater. When I saw A Chorus Line Connie wasn’t Asian, and when I saw Thoroughly Modern Millie Bung Foo and Ching Ho weren’t Asian.
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To be fair, Connie really doesn’t HAVE to be Asian.
Happened to me. Called back for Mickey in Blood Brothers, got cast as an annoying kid in class and various other roles. I had a solo though!
And damn was I annoying. :P
“Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery, asparagus and watercress and fiddle ferns and lettuce”
